i was telling one of the nurses i work with about where I live and she was like “oh my sister lives there! she lives right next to a cop” and i was like “oh wow that really sucks” and she was like “….why?? they’re friends…”
after college people like cops
i’m out of food in my apartment so i’m eating expired progresso soups left here by the guy who was here before me. i’m also using a stem of something i found on the floor(i think it might be weed..?) to keep the frame on my glasses because i lost a screw.
meanwhile i have a job in an emergency department who entrusted me with this kind of responsibility???
Caitlin Moran (via allysonsarah)